swarnpert:

funeral hearse but with monster truck tires

rockymountaingothic:

achilles’ heelys

tetsurc:

we’re all FOOLS just waiting to come across a fucking cat on the street. God Bless

itsskyez:

4a0000:

The moon has known me all my life

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

puncromancer:

might fuck around and become a false prophet

tsundereglados:

tsundereglados:

I’m phobic

Just scared

driflloon:

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

unrelatableuserboxes:

dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer

post–grad:

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

richardgoranski:

If i spell baby like “babey” you gotta read it like “baybeeeeeee”